A Dutch couple moved just across the border and came to live in Belgium. After unpacking and so on mondaymorning their son went to school. In the evening he came home and said daddy, today we had to count to 100. I did that no problem but my classmates they went, 1.8.17.25... they could not do it. The fater said, but son they are stupid Belgians you went to school in Holland before that is why you are so clever. Tuesday evening, son comes home after school, said, daddy today we had to say the alfabet, I went abcde... no problem. My classmates could not do it. Again father said but you went to school in Holland and they are stupid Belgians. Wednesday 1/2 day school, son comes in and said daddy something strange today,we went to swim and when we change in the lockerroom all my classmate had a small willie and I have a 8 inch one. Father says that is normal, they are 6 and you are 18 years old.........

this can be adapted to any nationality....