Of course, you forgot to mention how she was busted in a certain ice cream shop in Kansas City wearing only two waffle cones and some whipped cream.

Rumor has it that during the raid, a certain chip auctioneer, although not arrested, was found hiding behind a trash can full of fly wings with nothing on but a strategically placed maraschino cherry. He would have been arrested, but apparently the maraschino cherry was sufficient to keep anything from showing.

Greg