While installing a new card in his computer, a "Z" chip slid out of his shirt pocket and shorted out his computer. Lucky his house did not burn down.
Result:
Computer is in the hospital for 1 week.
"Z" chip might be able to be saved if Slabbed within 24 hours.

Jimbo says email replies will have to wait 1 week.
Who is he kidding? Who would ever email him?

Boy, am I glad he can not see this.<g>