I just got an email from hahaha@sexyfun.net (maybe my mother is finally online?). McAfee snagged the attachment midgets.scr and had me snuff it. The title is "Snowhite and the Seven Dwarfs - The REAL story!" The text says:

Today, Snowhite was turning 18. The 7 Dwarfs always where very educated and
polite with Snowhite. When they go out work at mornign, they promissed a
*huge* surprise. Snowhite was anxious. Suddlently, the door open, and the Seven
Dwarfs enter...

I'm sure Mom spells better than that. Just so you know, the real story is... there's carjackers on the information superhighway.