A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing
happened. Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting the
$100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to
GOD USA, they decided to send it to President Clinton. The president
was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his
secretary to send the boy a $5.00 bill. President Clinton thought
this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little
boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you
note to GOD, which read:

Dear GOD,
Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those b*stards deducted 95%!