Hand a chip to each voter. Have them drop it in either the box marked "Republican" with a picture of George W. on it or "Democratic" with a picture of Al G. on it. Now that is idiot proof, except I am sure that Florida chippers will value the chip in their collections more highly than for the selection of a presidential candidate.

Recently it was disclosed that the during one of the presidential debates, the candidates were asked their positions on the effect of the media on society. The Republican candidate said that there was too much violence on TV and in the movies. The Democratic candidate said there was too much sex on TV and in the movies. These views should come as no surprise ... that Bush want less gore and Gore wants less bush.