>>Katie was a nice girl until she got hooked up with you<<

She's exactly the same as she was the day I met her!!!

A $3 chip?!? That does it! Next time I see you, you're gonna be up to your knees in floor!

You need a different nickname, because "sweetie" just doesn't cut it. Your nickname should reflect the REAL Larry. A nickname like "booger" would be much more appropriate for you!