While many people are discussing many different issues in regards to the club the UPCHUCK ticket has been busy working on their platform. Some new solid "PLANKS" are included within:

1.Orginally the Wednesday trade session would be held outside to reduce the crowds. We have altered this proposal due to an offer from the Tally-Ho to include a free Lap Dance for all chippers if trade session held there!
2.The "General" has agreed to step down as public relations chairman in favor of Bob Knight, providing he doesn't get the Head Basketball position at Syracuse(what about that TRAV!!!!!)
3.Archie has not responded to our request to be "enforcer", even though we ageed to arm him! We therefore have to resort to an alternative, who we we feel is well qualified, Sheldon McCormick!!! We will NOT arm him!!!
4.Membership seems to be a BIG issue of this campaign. Our position is that you can be a member if you buy the canditates a beer! We don't care if you are a member of the INTERNATIONAL or not, we will cut you a membership card!!!!
5.We are standing firm on our proposal for an open bar at the trade session, even though we have received many emails to remove that plank. This will NOT cost the club any money as it will be financed by the #1 sales by a club member on ebay! The General is exempt as he is holding an office of great responsibility!!!!

As you can see we have spent many hours working this campaign. The obvious is very visible! UPCHUCK for the future!!!!!!