Travis, I love that joke. I'll have to remember it.

Reminds me of a time a player walked up to our dice table at Caesars and asked how to play. The dealer pointed to the pass line and said "Roll a 2, 3, or 12 and you lose." He pointed to the don't pass and said,"Roll a 7 or 11 and you lose." He pointed to the field and said,"Roll a 5, 6, 7, or 8 and you lose." He pointed to the come and said "Roll a 2, 3, or 12 and you lose." He pointed to the don't come and said, "Roll a 7 or 11 and you lose."

The player said,"How do I win." and the dealer said, "You can't win!!!"

It might have been one of those -you had to be there- times, but it was SO FUNNY!!

-Tyrus