I am Please to announce the Newest UN Authorized chapter of The CC>CC ...
The Anonymous Chapter. I am prevented from using my real name or email address, as are all members of the Chapter,
due to my high ranking position in The Loyal Order of the WaterBuffalos.
Dues are as Follows $20 annually, In small unmarked bills, to be left in a plain brown envelope in The middle of the intersection of Tropicana & Las Vegas Blvd.

The benefits of memberships are secretive, Meetings will be held in an undisclosed Dark room in total silence. But you will be given a Blank membership card , and a canceled fantasy chip. a Quarterly newsletter printed in invisible ink will be published seemingly random times during the year (of course if you'd like it mailed first class, Dues will be $32)<VBG>

Fredrick Flintstone
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