Chuck and Chuck, you need material for some 15 second spots on TV.

Picture this: A big, disgustingly fat person (possibly a chip collector - someone the voting public could identify with) has just finnished his fourth trip to the Buffet counter. Empty plates are piled 4 high on his table. He is wearing 3 or 4 pounds of the delectable delicacies.

The star of our little commercial is feeling a bit under-the-weather. Actually his face is turning many different chip colors.

The dramatic moment approaches. The camera closes in on his now grotesqly distored face. Rumblings are heard from the cavern he calls a stomach. Flashes of an erupting Mt St. Helena's flash across the screen.

Just when the audience expects a violent eruption of epic proportions, the camera cuts to Chuck & Chuck, sitting at a Bacarrat table at Four Queens where turn to the camera and yell "UPCHUCK!!! for PRESIDENT".