(John, think the headline of this post will bring in a lot of hits? <<gg>>)

John,

Thanks for the tip about putting my body oil on Ivory chips. Unfortunately, I have discovered Biore Facial Strips and no longer have excessive facial oil.

What do you suggest now?

I know that some new mothers make use of a breast pump to save milk for later use. Do you know of a source (perhaps, Sharper Image?) for a facial/nose oil pump? Perhaps some enterprising chipper could bottle and merchandise the stuff.

Gotta go to work now. I'm making myself sick.....

Rest easy, the nation's U.S. Mail will be in good hands this afternoon.

Best,

Steve in Albuquerque