Well now it's funny you should tell that story. I once had a good punch line about a "cereal murderer" myself. It seems my brother, a newlywed, was suffering from food poisoning on the same night I saw a special on the Discovery Channel about a wife who had poisoned four husbands to collect on the insurance. I warned him, by e-mail, that his seemingly doting and cheerful bride might be one of those "cereal murderers" (poisoning his corn flakes)- as featured on the Discovery Channel. As Mark Twain said - or was it Satchel Paige - you never know until it's too late, so don't look back.

Cinch