This is a l-o-n-g .wav (2-7MB) of a 'fake' answering machine message for the "U.S. Military". Total run time is about 2 minutes. It took me about 10 minutes to download it at 48000bps.

As they say, there is always a bit of truth in real humor.

http://www.thuntek.net/~snowden/military.wav

Great weekend to all....

Steve in Albuquerque