Happy Mother's Day to Moms everywhere...

My mother taught me IRONY - "Keep laughing and I'll

give you something to cry about."

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE WHAT I HAVE - "It's

better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick."

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE - "If

you're going to kill each other off, do it outside -

I just finished cleaning!"

My mother taught me RELIGION - "You better pray that

will come out of the carpet."

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL: "If you don't

straighten up, I'm going to knock you to the middle

of next week!"

My mother taught me LOGIC: "Because I said so, that's

why."

My mother taught me FORESIGHT - "Make sure you wear

clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

My mother taught me OSMOSIS - "Shut your mouth and eat

your supper!"

My mother taught me LOVE - "You know that whatever

happens, I'll always stand behind you."

THANKS, MOM!

((I did't write this, but I thought it was great...))

Best,

Steve in Albuquerque