Gene - I was thinking the same exact thing as you just said and I'm laughing up a storm.
I didn't want to mention this earlier about removal of chips/cheating because the question was concerning Nevada:

In the Bahamas the Royal Bahamian Police Force has a sub-station and holding cell on each property.

In the French West Indies only God can help you, as in most cases there is what's known as a 48-hr holding period before you get to see anybody or permitted to even make a phone call.

Your club membership card is only good for one thing in any of the two places mentioned above.

JB