"""""Hi, I'm Jerry Springer and today our show is coming to you from the annual CCGTCC Convention in Las Vegas. Our topic today - 'Middle-aged white guys confront other middle-aged white guys who they believe have insulted them via the Internet'. And don't miss tomorrow's show.... "Is that a stack of roulette chips in your pocket - or did you just return from Sweden". That's tomorrow on "Springer". Don't miss it. We'll be right back...""""

(SFX - Crowd chanting.... "Ar-chie, Ar-chie, Ar-chie, Ar-chie....)