This is a story about a guy who had a very pretty girlfriend named Lorraine who he liked a lot. One day he went to work & found that a new girl had started working there. Her name was Clearly, & she was clearly gorgeous. He became quite besotted with Clearly, & soon it became obvious that she was interested in him, too. But this guy was loyal, & he wouldn't do anything with Clearly while he was still going out with Lorraine. He decided that there was no choice but to break with Lorraine & persue Clearly. He planned several times to tell Lorraine, but couln't bring himself to do it. Then one day they went for a walk along the riverbank. Alas, Lorraine slipped & fell into the river. The current carried her off & she drowned. The guy stopped for a moment by the river, then ran off smiling & singing....
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(Get ready,).........................here it comes....................
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"I can see Clearly now, Lorraine has gone.."
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