... is probably the only person out there who really understands me.

And no, "Send all your chips to the nut case formally known as o/-S" is the LEAST likely thing any voices in MY head would say. "Do it." Shut up! "OK, then make those holes 36 inches deep." You can't make me. "Wanna bet?" Look, people are listening out there. "Then hit the post button and go to bed!" OK.