I feel so dirty. I mean, all I did was go the the casino every few days looking for a chip I wanted, that they wouldn't sell, that no one else I knew had available. It was just blind luck I got any at all. For me to think this chip has any VALUE, well, I'm so ashamed of myself. I'll just have to cancel this auction, tell Skip his money isn't any good, and give this chip to my good friend Chuck. Chuck is a true friend, one who stands by me through thick or thin, forgives me when I make a mistake, and always reminds me that the people you get to know along the way are much more important than the chips.

Not at all like this other guy out there, who has a Harrah's Club $2.50 I want, who probably paid face for it at the casino, and now dares to think it's worth $1000. What a jerk. I think face plus a couple of bucks for his trouble would be much more reasonable. The world is so unfair, I think I'll just send all my chips to Chuck, and start collecting doggie doo. Then I can give a crap.