You forgot:

While eating a potato chip I noticed my chip had a chip out of it.

My girlfriend gave me this token as a token of her affection.

The factory is on strike so the casino had to remove the silver strike machine.

As I reached the crest of the hill, I nearly hit a seal and dropped my crest & seal.

My chips got wet and the mold designs were full of mold.

I was driving my new 2000 Ford MS95 when I... (Oh, never mind)

Greg