This thread has made several references to everything being BIG in Texas. That reminds me of an incident concerning a couple of guys I once knew. Both born in Texas, both loved to brag about everything in Texas being big, including them. Well, unfortunately for them, they both died while working in Alaska. Now in Alaska, as you might suppose, the typical male figure is not particularly impressed with Texan's bragging about sizes of anything in Texas.

Well, the big Alaskan undertaker assigned the care of the two men's burial preparations, decided to save some money on caskets and prove a point at the same time. So he simply gave both of the Texan's an enema, and buried them in a shoe box. And so it goes, the point was well taken.