A dedicated United Auto Workers union worker was attending a convention
in Las Vegas; and as you would suspect, decided to check out local
brothels nearby.
When he got to the first one he asked the Madame "is this a
union house?"
"No" said the Madame "it isn't."
"Well, if I pay you $100.00, what cut will the girls get?"
"The house gets $80.00 and the girls get $20.00."
Very offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off down the
street, in search of a more fair, and unionized house.
His search continued until he reached a brothel where the
Madame responded, "Yes sir, this is a union house."
The man asked, "If I pay you $100.00, what cut do the girls
get?"
"The girls get $80.00 and the house gets $20.00."
"That is more like it" the UAW man replied.
He looked around the room and saw a very attractive young
blonde. "I would like to have her for the night."
"I'm sure you would, Sir," said the Madame; then, gesturing
to an obese fifty-five year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here,
has seniority."