Coincidentally, a lawyer just sent me this one, I hadn't heard in quite this form before:

A man walks into a bar. He sees a beautiful, well-dressed woman sitting on a bar
stool alone.

He walks up to her and says, "Hi there, how's it going tonight?"

She turns to him, looks him straight in the eyes and says, "I'll screw anybody
at any time, any where -- your place or my place,it doesn't matter to me."

The guy raises his eyebrows and says........."Really? What law firm do you work
for?"