I've heard a bunch of "lawyer jokes" over the years but not this one...

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An American attorney had just finished a guest lecture at a law school in
Italy when an Italian lawyer approached him and asked, "Is it true that a
person can fall down on a sidewalk in your country and then sue the landowners
for lots of money?"

Told that it was true, the lawyer turned to his partner and started speaking
rapidly in Italian. When they stopped, the American attorney asked if they
wanted to go to America to practice law.

"No, no," one replied. "We want to go to America and fall down on sidewalks."
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Steve in Albuquerque