I just learned this myself and thought I'd pass it along in the name of education. BriaN

The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a
response when someone says, " You don't know jack schitt." Now you can
intellectually handle the situation.

Jack is the son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc. They had
one son, Jack.

In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, the
deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt,
Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deep Schitt & Dip Schitt.

Against her parents objections, Deep Schitt
married Dumb Schitt, a school drop out.

However, after being married 15 years, Jack and
Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and,
because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous
name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous
disposition, Chicken Schitt.

Two others of the 6 children, Fulla Schitt and
Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently
married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding
announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The
Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour
the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

So now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them.

Family History Recorded By Crock O. Schitt