I'm a man for the following reasons.
I know stuff about tanks.
I can open all of my own jars.
I can kill my own food.
I get to jump up & slap stuff.
The world is my urinal.
Same work....more pay.
With 400 million sperm per shot, I could double the earth's population in 15 tries, at least in theory.
Flowers fix everything.
Movie nudity in virtually always female.
My ass has never been a factor in a job interview.
There is always a game on somewhere.
Porn movies are designed with my mind in mind.
Baywatch
If something mechanical doesn't work, I can bash it with a hammer & throw it across the room.
Someday I'll be a dirty old man!!