Oh sure Larry, Travis is mad at me, I'm getting nasty emails accusing me of hating lawyers all because of one little joke! OK Ok I apoligize, but please let me explain the roots of my hostilities. When I was younger my 15 year old sister was dating a local lawyer, of course she got pregnant and had to move out of town to have the baby. A couple of years later sis, the baby, and I were in the grocery store when we ran into Lucifer(really that was his name). He was shocked, of course one look at the baby and he knew it was his. He said " Sue why didn't you tell me?" Sue said " I'm sorry, Jim ,Mom ,Dad, and I talked about it and we decided we'd rather have a ##### in the family than a lawyer!"
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