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Re: Extra room keys.

Albert, Albert, Albert, When will you ever learn! If the front desk clerk doesn't give you extra room keys, ask the bellman & give him a tip. If he won't do it, loose your key every time you leave the hotel. Make up any excuse you can think of. I have used the following:
I put it in the ATM machine by mistake.
My dog ate it.
My wallet was so full of $100 bills that I won in the casino, it must have fallen out.
My wife left me after I lost so much money in the casino & she took my wallet.
I have trouble finding my way around the block at home & you want me to remember where I put that key!
What key! You gave me a key when I checked in? All you gave me was a piece of plastic with some writing on it.
I had a large hole in the pocket of my pants from carrying around all those roulette chips & the key must have slipped out.(I use this when all else fails)
Please feel free to use any of the above next time you're at a hotel. Even better, make up some of your own excuses & share them with all of us.
Have a great Thanksgiving.

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