At 3am a drunk knocks on the front door of a house
while both the husband and wife are sleeping. The
husband gets out of bed, puts on his robe, and goes
downstairs to answer the door. The drunk says "I
need a push" and the husband's reply is "listen.
it's 3am, you're drunk, and I don't even know you."
He then goes back upstairs and gets into bed. His
wife sits up, turns to him and says "remember the
time you needed a push at 3am a few years ago?" So
he gets out of bed again and goes downstairs to open
the door to help. He doesn't see the drunk and
yells our "hello...hello" a few times. He then
hears the drunk's voice replying "hello...hello."
The husband says "where are you?" and the drunk
says "over here by the swing."

JB