POLISH SAUSAGE (KOSKER)

A GUY GOES INTO THE STORE AND ASKS THE CLERK, "I'D LIKE SOME POLISH SAUSAGE."

THE CLERK LOOKS AT HIM AND SAYS, "ARE YOU POLISH?"

THE GUY SAYS,"WELL,YES I AM.......BUT IF HAD ASKED FOR ITALIAN SAUSAGE WOULD
YOU HAVE ASKED ME IF I WAS ITALIAN??? OR IF I HAD ASKED FOR GERMAN SAUSAGE, WOULD YOU HAVE ASKED ME IF I WAS GERMAN?? OR IF I HAD ASKED FOR A TACO WOULD YOU ASKED IF I WAS MEXICAN?"

THE CLERK SAYS "WELL, NO."

THE GUY SAYS, "WELL, WHY DO YOU ASK ME IF I'M POLISH JUST BECAUSE I ASK FOR POLISH SAUSAGE????"

THE CLERK SAYS"BECAUSE THIS IS A HARDWARE STORE."