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The Chip Board Archive 02

Now that you mention Burlesque:

A woman walks into a butcher shop asking the man behind the counter: "I'd like to see a chicken, please." The butcher nods his head and proceeds to walk into the cooler to find he only has one chiken left. He grabs it by the neck and walks back to where the woman is, holds the clean, plucked uncut chicken over his shoulder for the woman to inspect it. The woman takes one look at the chicken and says: "what a skinny looking chicken, show me another." The butcher well knowing this is his only chicken, but would like to sell it before he closes the shop, nods his head again while waking into the cooler. Once inside, he tries his best to fluff-up the chicken by patting it with both hands to the point where it now looks nice and plump. He again walks over to the woman holding the same chiken by the neck with one hand while the rest of the chicken rests in the palm of his other hand, and says to the woman, "this is the only other chicken I have left." The woman takes one look at it and says, "I'll take it -- along with the other one."

JB


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