It's about eight in the morning in Las Vegas. Two bored male dealers are
waiting around for someone to come and play at the craps table. Suddenly a
gorgeous young woman approaches. "I've got ten thousand dollars here," she
announces. "I have my best luck when I put it all down in one, huge bet --
a single roll of dice."

The two men looked at one another, and agreed to accept her large bet. The
woman puts her money down and begins to get excited. "I hope you don't
mind, but I feel much luckier when I bet bottomless, okay?"

The men shrug and before you know it the woman has removed her skirt and
underpants. She rolls the dice shouting, as she jumps, "Oh come on...Mama
needs a new pair of shorts!" She then begins jumping up and down and
hugging each of the dealers. "YES! I WIN! I WIN!"

With that she picks up her money and clothes and quickly leaves. The
dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them asks,
"What did she roll anyway?"

The other one said "I don't know. I thought YOU were watching the dice."