The following interchanges were actually taken from court records.

Q. What happened then?
A. He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me."
Q. Did he kill you?
A. No.

Q. Did he pick up the dog by the ears?
A. No.
Q. What was he doing with the dog's ears?
A. Picking them up in the air.
Q. Where waas the dog at this time?
A. Attached to the ears.

Q. And lastly Gary, all your responses must ne oral. O.K.? What school do you go to?
A. Oral
Q. How old are you?
A. Oral.

Q. (Showing man picture) That's you?
A. Yes, Sir.
Q. And you were present when the picture was taken, right?

Q. Are you sexually active?
A. No, I just lie there.

Q. Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
A. Yes, I have been since early childhood.

Q. Mrs. Smith, do you believe that you are emotionally unstable?
A. I should be.
Q. How many times have you comitted suicide?
A. Four times.

Q. Were you aquainted with the deceased?
A. Yes, Sir.
Q. Before or after he died?

And for this you have to go to law school!!!!!!!!