What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
A.. Nacho Cheese
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, & if it fell out of tree it would kill you?
A. A bear you put the green in to make it difficult to answer
What lies at the bottom of the ocean & twiches?
A. Moby Dick
What do you call 4 bullfighters in quicksand?
A. Quarto Cinco
What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
A. Sanka