Here is a good one for you.
I got my coos-pa-om-nu-it, cabazon chips out of a chip cleaning machine at the Gaming Show. Got some each of the last 2 years. A little "Cleaning machine harvesting" Boy were they clean!!!!

Not sure if I can get away with pretending I want to buy a chip cleaning machine 3 years in a row or not, but will try. Maybe a wig!!!!