From David Bern's Gaming Chips column in the LVRJ this a.m.

QUOTABLE ... "The company's results 'stink,' he

said, because its newest casinos 'look like funeral

parlors or mausoleums.' " -- Mirage Resorts Inc.

archrival Donald Trump as quoted in The Press of

Atlantic City newspaper, speaking about Mirage

Resorts' recent announcement that its second-quarter

earnings will be lower than forecast.

I hope somebody is keeping a collection of The Donald's innate wit and sense of humor.