Bob, Can you and Greg be packed by this Saturday?

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North Vs. South
The North has coffeehouses
The South has Waffle Houses

The North has double last names
The South has double first names

The North has the Mafia
The South has NASCAR

The North has Indy car races
The South has Swamp Buggy Races

The North has Cream of Wheat or Oatmeal
The South has grits

The North has dating services
The South has family reunions