I just found a real job as Gene has suggested numerous times, both publically & in private. I am moving to Guam. Here's the scoop.
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: Under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.(now let's think for a minute......is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?) Hey Whiteman, give up that job that Susong gave you & join me.
Sorry Belinda<g>