I have the ONLY solution that will work to reduce the problem of individuals buying up all commemorative chips before the general collector gets his or her chance. Station the CHIP POLICE at each cage where new chips will be issued, on the first day of issue, with STUN GUNS!!! They can ZAP the gluttons with 2,000 volts in the hands. This will keep these villans from ever being able to handle a chip again, eliminating the problem!!!
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