I'm soon to be a grandfather for the first time and today received the following which I dedicate to all fellow old pharts:

A little boy and girl were whispering while their grandfather rocked on the porch. The little boy jumped up, ran to the old man and said, "Grampa, make the frog noise."
The old man looked at the kid and said, "Certainly not. I do not make frog noises."
The little boy returned sadly to the stoop. His sister jumped up and ran to the old man and said, "Please, please, grandfather, make a frog noise."
The old man looked at his pretty granddaughter and said, "Why do you want me to make a frog noise?"
The little girl said, "Because mama said we could go to Disney World as soon as you croak."

Peace.