I am sending this to all the folks I know who would welcome this
alternative as much as I would. 

The following is a low cost alternative to the Y2K issue. The goal is
to remove all computers from everyone's desktop by January 1999.
Everyone will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch.  There are many sound
reasons for doing this:
1. No Y2K problems.
2. No technical glitches to keep work from being done.
3. No more wasted time reading E-mails.

Frequently Asked Questions from the Etch-A-Sketch Help Desk:
Q:   My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the
screen.
A:   Pick it up and shake it.

Q:   How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A:   Pick it up and shake it.

Q:   What's the shortcut for Undo?
A:   Pick it up and shake it.

Q:   How do I create a New Document window?
A:   Pick it up and shake it.

Q:   How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
A:   Pick it up and shake it.

Q:   What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A:   Pick it up and shake it.

Q:   How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A:   Pick it up and shake it.

Q:   How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A:   Don't shake it.

Kerry