I was tending to a little keno business. A young fellow walked and ask for me. He introduced himself as our very own Rene. He had stopped by for a ticket to the gaming show. We had a nice little talk. Seems like a nice guy.

Out of the corner of my eye I see a big guy heading our way, wearing army fatigues. OH NO ITS PERLOWSKI!!!! Didn't know what to do, SO, I introduced them. Smoke started coming out of Jim's eyes. Rene's ears got red as a beet. They started circling each other, stomping and snorting. WHAT A SIGHT!!!!!! Chips were falling all over the floor, out of their pockets. I must admit I grabbed one of the disputed Esquire chips. JUST IN CASE, Rene was right about them. You never know, do you?

I called for the best two out of three falls and signaled security to referee the match. Where is the HULKSTER when you need him????? It was a real wing ding!!!!

I guess I'll let Jim and Rene tell you THE REST OF THE STORY!!!!!