My best lawyer joke ...

An old geezer walks into a lawyer's office to have a will drawn up. They negotiate a fee of $100. After completing the will the old geezer reaches into his sock and pulls out a crusty wad of bills. Carefully he peals one $100 bill from the wad and puts it down on the lawyer's desk, takes his will and leaves.

Sometime later the lawyer picks up the $100 bill and rubbing it between his fingers discovers that there were two $100 bills stuck together. Now this presents a moral dilemna to the lawyer, which is ...

It is certainly not if he should keep the extra $100 or return it to the old geezer. It is, however, should he cut his partners in on the extra $100.