Billy Bob was driving his pickup down a Texas Highway one day when he saw a pig standing in the middle of the road. Not wanting to have an accident, he stopped, got out, and tried to move the pig.

At that moment a State Trooper pulled up and asked what was wrong. Billy Bob explained the situation and wondered what he should do with the pig.

"Simple", said the Trooper, " take the pig to the zoo".

A couple of days later the trooper spotted Billy's pickup and saw the pig, wearing a bright pink ribbon, sitting in the passenger seat. He stopped Billy and asked " I thought I told you to take that pig to the zoo!"

"I did", said Billy, " and tomorrow we're going to the museum".